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Have I got some kind interdimensional gate in my lab?
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shakalnokturn:
Once you've forgotten them they'll show up as plasma in that expensive high energy equipment you have lying in a corner.
Just the same way tools lost working on car mechanics will eventually  show-up across the starter motor solenoid B+ and body or caught on a belt.

Try sending us a few photos of your lab from different angles see the wild suggestions you get, maybe see someone will actually corner them!
Red Squirrel:
I had that happen with a "go / no go" test tool for a pex crimper.  It was just to check that your crimp is ok.  I did a crimp, checked it, got off my ladder and I never saw it again.  that was like at least 5 years ago and never found it.    Still a mystery to me to this day.
jh15:
I have some kind of // universe portal. If something disappears of great importance, worthy of a major search, I'll find an equally important item long ago given up on.
jh15:
Over thousands of miles on my road bicycles, I've collected many nice automotive tools. Likely forgotten under a hood or on roof.
ZaphodBeeblebrox:

--- Quote from: I wanted a rude username on January 13, 2020, 01:46:01 am ---The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is a very unevenly edited book and contains many passages that simply seemed to its editors like a good idea at the time.

One of these (the one Arthur now came across) supposedly relates the experiences of one Veet Voojagig, a quiet young student at the University of Maximegalon, who pursued a brilliant academic career studying ancient philology, transformational ethics and the wave harmonic theory of historical perception, and then, after a night of drinking Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters with Zaphod Beeblebrox, became increasingly obsessed with the problem of what had happened to all the ballpoints he’d bought over the past few years.

There followed a long period of painstaking research during which he visited all the major centers of ballpoint loss throughout the Galaxy and eventually came up with a quaint little theory which quite caught the public imagination at the time. Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the color blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to ballpoint life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid life-style, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life.

And as theories go this was all very fine and pleasant until Veet Voojagig suddenly claimed to have found this planet, and to have worked there for a while driving a limousine for a family of cheap green retractables, whereupon he was taken away, locked up, wrote a book and was finally sent into tax exile, which is the usual fate reserved for those who are determined to make fools of themselves in public.

When one day an expedition was sent to the spatial coordinates that Voojagig had claimed for this planet they discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying.

There did, however, remain the question of both the mysterious sixty thousand Altairian dollars paid yearly into his Brantisvogan bank account, and of course Zaphod Beeblebrox’s highly profitable secondhand ballpoint business.
—Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

--- End quote ---

Poor Veet. He lost his towel somewhere along the way. Hoopy frood though. Hey, wanna have fun? I got this collection of ballpoints on limited offer...

Also, I seem to be suffering from Elusive Calliper Syndrome. Can anybody help?
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