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Offline tonyarkles

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #25 on: February 29, 2016, 10:40:13 pm »
I would guess it's about an RCH.

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The first time I heard that, and got the guy to expand the abbreviation, I definitely spit my coffee everywhere. Thanks for the reminder!
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2016, 01:21:26 am »
I would guess it's about an RCH.

Tim

The first time I heard that, and got the guy to expand the abbreviation, I definitely spit my coffee everywhere. Thanks for the reminder!

I had to Google that.  At least I wasn't drinking coffee.  Still funny, though I won't be sharing that with SWMBO.
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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2016, 01:27:06 am »
I would guess it's about an RCH.

Tim

The first time I heard that, and got the guy to expand the abbreviation, I definitely spit my coffee everywhere. Thanks for the reminder!

I had to Google that.  At least I wasn't drinking coffee.  Still funny, though I won't be sharing that with SWMBO.

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2016, 01:51:11 am »
Now listen people.  This thread is about bee's dicks!  Take your alternate unit of measure elsewhere!

Actually I'll bring it all home to Bee's Dicks..Thanks again Wikipedia!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair's_breadth

According to that article, an RCH is about 75um = 0.075mm
And according to my table that is EXACTLY 1/64th of a Bee's Dick!!!!!!! Amazing!

Thus...

1 RCH = 1/64 a Bee's Dick. 

QED!

 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2016, 02:55:17 am »
Now listen people.  This thread is about bee's dicks!  Take your alternate unit of measure elsewhere!

Actually I'll bring it all home to Bee's Dicks..Thanks again Wikipedia!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair's_breadth

According to that article, an RCH is about 75um = 0.075mm
And according to my table that is EXACTLY 1/64th of a Bee's Dick!!!!!!! Amazing!

Thus...

1 RCH = 1/64 a Bee's Dick. 

QED!

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2016, 02:57:03 am »
How about black bees with yellow stripes or yellow bees with black stripes ??
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2016, 05:16:38 am »
I had to Google that.  At least I wasn't drinking coffee.  Still funny, though I won't be sharing that with SWMBO.

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2016, 05:30:14 am »
I'm going to guess at least twice the size of Donald Trump's brain, but significantly smaller than his mouth.  Hmm, wonder how many could fit in there...
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2016, 03:06:39 pm »
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/Australian-Slang/Bee's_dick
must be something Aussie specific

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2021, 11:47:05 pm »
I like to play a game where when I watch Dave's videos, I wait for the chance to respond with "That's what she said." to his various musings.

Half a bee's dick...that's what she said.

I could play with this all day....that's what she said.

You get the point. ;)

Or you could combine them...

"Half a Bob's your uncle's dick"


This roughly translates to "Sixpence for your Uncle's penis!" ;D

This brings to mind an old story (which I won't elaborate on) about rogue kids, pocketknives, & small apertures in the outer wall at the football ground.
It may be only a Western Australian joke, but more likely has similar counterparts elsewhere.
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2021, 10:34:15 am »
I guess a Bee's dick is larger than a Gnat's knacker our normal unit of small measure here and so less precise  :-DD
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #36 on: February 09, 2021, 10:55:51 am »
https://beehour.com/how-do-bees-make-honey/

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How much honey does a bee produce in its lifetime?

In a colony, a large number of bees are required to produce a significant amount of honey, because the average worker bee only produces 1/12 teaspoon of honey in its lifetime. This may seem like an insignificant amount of honey, however it is important to recall the massive number of bees that reside in these hives. Additionally, the worker bees have a lifespan of only 6-8 weeks. Taking into perspective the relatively short lifespan of these worker bees, it is obvious how worthy of admiration and appreciation creating 1/12 teaspoons of honey is to a bee!

So, starting life as an egg, hatching into a grub, fed for a few days then sealed into your chamber to metamorphosise into a bee.
Spend your short life making a tiny amount of honey (some human will devour uncaring of your lifelong effort).
During this time you might be lucky enough to mate which causes your dick explode just before you die.
All the while we spray them with neonicotinoids.

Poor little buggers. They deserve a much bigger dick.
 

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Re: How big is "half a bee's dick"?........
« Reply #37 on: February 09, 2021, 11:16:33 am »
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These mating sites, called ‘congregation areas’, are specific locations, where drones wait for the arrival of virgin queens.
That sounds awfully like a carpark I know... I dare say they'd be waiting a long time for a virgin though

I wonder if there's a unit system one could derive from this though, like the furlong–firkin–fortnight system
 


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