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| How big is "half a bee's dick"?........ |
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| Smokey:
Someone used the expression in another post and it got me thinking how big IS a bee's dick, and what is half of that number? Are we talking length or diameter? Wikipedia to the rescue!! (There may or may not be a picture of a "Bee's DicK" in that link, but I would say this is only not safe for work if you would get in trouble for visiting the wikipedia page for "Drone(bee)" or watching animal planet) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drone_%28bee%29#Mating_and_the_drone_reproductive_organ I on the other hand highly discourage people using google images for the search "Bee's Dick". |
| Brumby:
Can't say I've heard that term before. |
| T3sl4co1l:
I would guess it's about an RCH. Tim |
| DrGeoff:
Twice as big as a pufteenth of nothing. |
| timb:
Quotes from the Wikipedia on Bee Sex: "The drone makes first contact from above the queen, his thorax above her abdomen, straddling her. He then grasps her with all six legs, and everts the endophallus into her opened sting chamber." Hot. It's like a bee romance novel... "If the queen’s sting chamber is not fully opened, mating is unsuccessful, so some males that mount the queen do not transfer semen. Once the endophallus has been everted, the drone is paralyzed, flipping backwards as he ejaculates." Maybe the bee just needs to be a bit more romantic, light some candles, throw down some pollinated rose petals, put on some Berry White; you know, set the mood. Then, maybe offer the queen a back rub? Add in a little foreplay and your queen's sting chamber will open like the gates to paradise. "The process of ejaculation is explosive—semen is blasted through the queen’s sting chamber and into the oviduct." Ohhh yeah! Giggity! "The process is sometimes audible to the human ear, akin to a "popping" sound. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, disconnecting the drone from the queen." Holy shit! The bee's dick *literally* explodes! "The bulb of the endophallus is broken off inside of the queen during mating—so drones mate only once, and die shortly after. The leftover penis remaining in the queen’s vagina is referred to as the “mating sign”. The plug will not prevent the next drone from mating with the same queen, but may prevent semen from flowing out of the queen." Huh. So a dead bee's dick turns into a sort of diaphragm. That's real nice. Her mate just died and now she can go bee all slutty. Well. That was educational. |
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