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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2011, 06:25:48 am »
Ever since I was little, I saw this as an example of evolution. If the female animals finished first she'll pull out and walk away thus reducing the chance of getting impregnation.  So the males that tend to finish first and the females finished last are favored by evolution.
the ideology of male first female last is wrong imho. once men reach orgasm, they will go flaccid quickly afterward (unable to penetrate) in most cases, so there will be little chance of getting the women reach orgasm. but when men let women finish first, then you can make to the finish line very quickly, you are doing the job remember? and since men are naturally "fast performer". she's just lying flat there. and her tool will be still good to go as long as you (or her will) want it.

dont mention handjob, its out of question, in other word if we want to cheat orgasm (i mean getting orgasm without using genitalia) , thats an easy thing to do for both men and women ;) and vagina will contract and grip firmer at some duration just before and after female orgasm, this will help men to orgasm faster, ideally at the same time or quickly after women orgasm, but if male is too fast, then this can leave an emotion problem to the female. and with proper technique, you wont bored her after her 1st orgasm, you can move on to the 2nd, 3rd etc until its worn out. dont compare animal with human, from my observation they are not the same, take for example cat (you know how). about impregnation... cum outside! if you dont want.
if something can select, how cant it be intelligent? if something is intelligent, how cant it exist?
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #51 on: September 28, 2011, 08:21:53 am »
It's not about getting the woman to reach orgasm. It's all about getting the woman pregnant and passing on one's gene. The reason for one's existence is to reproduce, not to please the woman.

It is the guy's orgasm that the sperm is released into her. Her orgasm takes longer so that he has time to do the deed.
Let me put some electronic stuff in here before this forum goes way of topic.

key:
!=orgasm
m=male
f=female
+v on f= window in which legs are spread.

(A)
m_____!____________________
                                    _
                              _____|*|______
     ___________!                  |_|fertilization
f___|           |__________


(B)
m_____________________!____

     ___________!             ______________
f___|           |__________


(C)
m_____!____!_____!_____!___
                                    _
                              _____|*|______
     ___________!                  |_|fertilization
f___|           |__________


(B) is unfavored by evolution. My scenario (A) and yours (C) both resulted in possible fertilization and show that finish first m is present. In the case of (C), the m signal acts like the set switch in SR latch circuit ;D
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #52 on: September 28, 2011, 09:06:45 am »
B should be able to fertilize as well, if the m_! is inside +v later than f_!
and you forgot case (D) where f__ with no !, still fertilize, just as your barbarian example.
off topic? its been OT already from men's size -> orgasm -> fertilization.
or maybe to put it another way... no matter what size you are, you will be able to fertilize, as long as your sperms are healthy.
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #53 on: September 28, 2011, 02:16:05 pm »
about impregnation... cum outside! if you dont want.

Pulling out does not prevent pregnancy.
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #54 on: September 28, 2011, 03:18:23 pm »
about impregnation... cum outside! if you dont want.
Pulling out does not prevent pregnancy.
true but i'm not the father.
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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #55 on: September 29, 2011, 03:38:13 am »
B should be able to fertilize as well, if the m_! is inside +v later than f_!
and you forgot case (D) where f__ with no !, still fertilize, just as your barbarian example.

Sorry if my example wasn't clear.


     ___________         
f___|           |__________
 
               /|\
                |
                |
             0v = legs are closed
             (mating has ended)               

if (m.orgasm & f.legSpread)          //only 2 requirements
   f.cries("I might get pregnant);  //f.orgasm is irrevalent

else if (m.orgasm & !f.legSpread)
   m.isMasturbating();


--edit--
I hope this clears it up ;)
« Last Edit: September 29, 2011, 03:41:59 am by MrPlacid »
 

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Re: How do You Measure Up In Real Life (Adult Only)
« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2011, 10:14:54 am »
yes i realized that after i made the earlier post... you forgot...


(D)
m_____________!____________
                                    _
                              _____|*|______
     ____!______                   |_|fertilization
f___|           |__________


(D)
m_____________!____________
                                    _
                              _____|*|______
     ___________                   |_|fertilization
f___|           |__________


(E)
m___________________!_____
                   /                _
                  /           _____|*|______
     ___________<- (slip in)       |_|fertilization
f___|           |__________

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