Sit and piss... problem solved...
like a girl?
Why, does that make you feel emasculated?
can we please act like babies so that the marketing team behind this most useful of items can feel that their mission is accomplished ?
Hey, not all of us can sit on all toilets!
There are quite a few porcelain thrones where, when seated, my junk touches the front of the bowl; sometimes it actually dips in the water! It's like they were designed by Asian midgets or something!
I don't know about you, but the last thing I want is my manhood taking a bath inside a strange toilet! Seat protectors don't help you there...
(Seriously, has no one else ever run into this? I once went an entire 3 days without crapping when I was housesitting with a girlfriend, because I couldn't sit on the toilet! By day 3 I was seriously considering just squatting in the back yard...)