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Offline strawberryTopic starter

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How to electrocute God?
« on: February 24, 2022, 02:52:13 am »
does someone know what resistance to expect? Does holly water help conductivity?
AC or DC Current Voltage is better?
If god die where he will go then?
 

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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2022, 02:54:36 am »
Back in the Edison days, the answer of the second question would have been obvious. At least to him. ;D
 

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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2022, 02:56:54 am »
I would guess it take an infinite amount of current to zap a God, which could only be supplied by a God. Therefore you could do it if the God wanted you to electrocute it (because It would be the only way to get that much current to give you to zap it with).
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2022, 03:24:02 am »
does someone know what resistance to expect? Does holly water help conductivity?
AC or DC Current Voltage is better?
If god die where he will go then?

Doing that, might provoke them into shouting out some words of infinite wisdom.

Such as "Never, ever post while under the influence of anything".
 
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2022, 03:29:29 am »
does someone know what resistance to expect? Does holly water help conductivity?
AC or DC Current Voltage is better?
If god die where he will go then?

What narcotic delusion are you under? This garbage needs canning.

It's amusing to no end that you'd think GOD can die. You're in a trance. Wake up and wise up.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2022, 03:32:21 am by eti »
 
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2022, 04:28:31 am »
does someone know what resistance to expect? Does holly water help conductivity?
AC or DC Current Voltage is better?
If god die where he will go then?

I think you're not realizing that the conditions that you are expecting to apply will change when the supreme being can change the rules of physics as we know it.
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2022, 04:30:50 am »
I was caught as a kid soaking my speaker wires in a holy water bowl at a church. I repressed any memories of the penance.
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2022, 07:22:29 am »
does someone know what resistance to expect? Does holly water help conductivity?
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Re: How to electrocute God?
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2022, 09:20:34 am »
You can only electrocute beings that are real. A figment of one's imagination does not count, unless you mean electroconvulsive therapy, then yeah I'll accept that.
 
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