Dear blind and buried vias,

[slateraptor]

Thank you for failing to explicitly mention anywhere that your existence is not standard spec, thus necessitating a binge 19-hour emergency redesign after receiving a lead time + quote that left a certain orifice puckering tighter than your annular ring. Before, there was feng shui symmetry that would make any Chinese fab house want to pirate meditate on my layout. But without you, I'm left with a whole lot of feng and very little shui dollar bills in my back pocket after paying for expedited shipping that cost as much as the prototype itself. In the mean time, I'll be dreaming of the impedance profile ruckus you've caused as your through-all brethren needlessly adulterate the prepreg.