So, I recently scored a cheap 3458A in parts/repair status and got it working. The rear plastic bezel was broken and I just wanted to know if I could buy a replacement and how much it would be. So I sent off a request to Keysight.
Tad over a week goes by (in fairness, Thanksgiving was inside that wait period). They responded asking me to supply information about myself *and you had better be a business you filthy plebeian!*, so fine, I gave them my business name (my last name) contracting in addition to all the personal information they demanded and DEFINITELY DIDN'T NEED TO JUST QUOTE ME A PRICE.
A day or two goes by. They respond again asking for the serial number of the unit. As far as I know there are no different versions of the back plastic bezel, not counting the black color scheme they switched to a while back (and I let them know in my original email it was a beige one, not a black one, along with the year it was manufactured according to the date stamped on the inside of the cover).
Fine, whatever, have the serial number too. Certainly not like you could have asked for everything you needed up front.
Another day goes by, and I get another email from them.
"Hi Your Name,
Thank you for choosing Keysight Technologies, Inc for your services and solutions needs.
We are pleased to send you the attached quotation Purchase Agreement #xxx as well as Keysight Technologies Service Terms and the Service Exhibits for Return to Keysight Calibration and/or Return to Keysight Repair . Before I complete processing your request, I need to know your method of payment."
A PDF invoice is attached requesting payment up front of $7,079.60.
You assholes could have just told me you don't sell parts, or maybe that you don't feel like selling ME parts in particular. Telling me to send you f*cking SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS and ship you my meter, just for a plastic rear bezel so you can screw in 4 SCREWS, was a completely unnecessary insult.