Nice score mate, hope it all works straight up

(...slowly with a variac please!)
I gave up on 'bricks and mortar' auctions ages ago, waste of time, petrol
and bruised anticipation to 'maybe' score some bargains, and or rare/retro gear, old school tools etc. etc.
some here may know that deal... ?
HOURS blown freezing ass, paired with dwindling excitement and patience

whilst sipping on horrible supplied cheapest of the cheapest coffee, hot water from corrosion tasting urn vessels,
paper cups made from recycled dunny paper (? )
and powdered milk I suspect may have been swept up and saved plaster dust.
I wasn't going to brave the sugar...
some here may know that deal too... ?
I went to a few before I finally worked out why I wasn't scoring anything worthwhile, and gave it a miss
Typical scenario:
Grubby, kicked around, mostly non working 'it turns on..' gear, with pre-jurrasic calibration expiry dates, missing small but vital unobtanoium parts,
with bids approaching new replacement prices

I am confident some bidder/buyers in the crowd were also getting a paycheck from the auctioneers to pump things up,
and any unsold gear or stuff they won and didn't want, tossed back into the next auction pool.
They had this shifty look, bid style and suss body language vibe about them too
the arrogant assholes Worse still, a LOT of fools there engaging in what seemed to be personal bids wars with other fools

Luckily Ebay and online auctions came along

for battlers today to have half a chance to score a fair bargain,
save on wasted petrol and time,
and not catch death of cold in those clammy dog forsaken warehouses, somewhere in the back end of shyte creek shire
