Greetings EEVBees:
--In order to screw up royally, you do not necessarily need the jumper cables. I have a Nautical friend, the kind who wears a Captains hat when he is not at the Law Office or a political party meeting. He rang my bell the other night; I do not get out of bed for my cell phone; I am retired. Anyway, he had a lot of little red spots on his face, and some holes in his monogrammed shirt the kind with the ship's wheel embroidered on the pocket. Turns out, he wanted me to help him with the yacht (30 footer, lots of teak, very nice). It seems his engine space lights were out, and instead of checking for a blown fuse, after having started the inboard Cummins-Onan generator, he decided to have a look at his batteries using a cigarette lighter.
--Now, I am pretty sure you boffins, bodgers, gaffers and itinerant hook up fellows can guess what happened next, Bob's your nuncle. I shut down everything, and taking due care, sprayed all of the bulkheads and the floor with dilute soda water, and flushed with clean water, repeating several times. I hand cleaned all plastic covers using the same. All metal parts were cleaned repeatedly with WD40. I then personally checked the bilge for fumes, and reassured myself that the sniffer and the pump had not been mucked with. I then replaced the fuse for the engine room lights and then the blown battery (only one of three was destroyed, ($400 deep cycle") and reconnected all. And, Em's your auntie, all was copacetic.
--End result: $250 and three quarters of a a bottle of acid stained Yamakazi 18 Yr scotch, with missing top. Can small amounts of sulfuric acid kill a person? Please answer quickly, as I may need to call the Medics.
"I happen to have discovered a direct relation between magnetism and light, also electricity and light, and the field it opens is so large and I think rich." Michael Faraday 1791 1867
Best Regards
Clear Ether