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Lab Signage
« on: August 18, 2020, 02:58:32 am »
The old lab has no name on the building foyer signage board. What should I put there as a joke?

Current leading contender is
 
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2020, 03:03:44 am »
Hmmmm....

This calls for some serious thinking.
 

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2020, 06:54:07 am »
Your lab should be like this. The people present at the grand opening of your new lab all look like your typical electronics engineers, technicians and hobbyists all eager to know how to account for the offset voltage on an op-amp.

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2020, 06:59:24 am »
Or for something where you don't want to be interrupted with A-listers like Kylie Minogue pestering you for your autograph, as you busy analysing high slew rate signals depicting a big problem with undershoot...

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2020, 08:05:03 am »
Id propose:

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2020, 08:24:44 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2020, 09:41:27 am »
Oh and im guessing this is for a sign on one of these sign boards found at entrances of business buildings to direct visitors to the right place:
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Hence the point of putting an unusual description on there so that someone looking for directions to a business on the sign finds it weird or funny.
 

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2020, 09:48:21 am »
Oh and im guessing this is for a sign on one of these sign boards found at entrances of business buildings to direct visitors to the right place:
Hence the point of putting an unusual description on there so that someone looking for directions to a business on the sign finds it weird or funny.

Yup, exactly.
Here is a typical one in my business park for an average sized building:

 

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2020, 09:52:13 am »
I don't think this is a good one.

 

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2020, 09:57:17 am »
I don't think this is a good one.

No images, just text, and it has to match the existing fonts.
 
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2020, 10:01:54 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2020, 10:04:31 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2020, 10:11:25 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2020, 10:17:23 am »
... take it apart ...
 
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2020, 10:17:56 am »
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2020, 10:44:26 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2020, 10:51:32 am »
Actually one of the forum members signatures would fit the bill perfectly:

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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2020, 10:52:29 am »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2020, 12:39:45 pm »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2020, 12:46:06 pm »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2020, 01:04:27 pm »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2020, 01:21:27 pm »
Davy Jones locker?
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2020, 01:24:58 pm »
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Re: Lab Signage
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2020, 01:31:21 pm »
Some kind of Star Wars reference:

Not the room your looking for, move along.
 


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