Lame joke time.

[BillyD]

- "What do we want?"
- "Hearing aids!"
- "When do we want them?"
- "Hearing aids!"

[rolandpenplotter]

- "What do we want?"
- "Hearing aids!"
- "When do we want them?"
- "Hearing aids!"

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

[Zbig]

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

Which part of "lame" exactly don't you understand?

Have a nice evening...

[rolandpenplotter]

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

Which part of "lame" exactly don't you understand?

Have a nice evening...

I don't see quite why you needed to be condescending; that's not kind. Yes, I know what "lame" means, but even a lame joke is supposed to be a BIT funny...

[mrflibble]

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

What?

[con-f-use]

What's long, white and lies in the desert? A peace of white twine.
What's long, red and lies in the desert? A peace of white twine with a sunburn.
What's long, black and lies in the desert? The shadow of a peace of white twine.


How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open door, put elephant in, close door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open door, take elephant out, but giraffe in, close door.
It's the conference of animals, but the way there is blocked by a river full of alligators. How do you get there? Why would you go there, your're a human.
You are an animal now, how do you get to the conference? Just swim, the alligators are all at the conference.
At the conference, which animal is missing? The giraffe, it's in the fridge.

[c4757p]

- "What do we want?"
- "Hearing aids!"
- "When do we want them?"
- "Hearing aids!"

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

Totally deaf people don't use hearing aids, almost-deaf people do.

[GeoffS]

Which part of "lame" exactly don't you understand?

If we start to get decent jokes in this thread, I'm locking it! 

[BillyD]

We are pleased to report that the man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

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Why should you never stand behind the devil in a post office queue?
Because he takes many forms.

[grumpydoc]

How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

[GeoffS]

How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

Hang on, I thought the  giraffe was now in the fridge?

[mtdoc]

- "What do we want?"
- "Hearing aids!"
- "When do we want them?"
- "Hearing aids!"

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

Totally deaf people don't use hearing aids, almost-deaf people do.

OK - reminds me of a medical joke:

The doctor is looking in an elderly man's ear and surprisingly finds a rectal suppository in there. He pulls it out and shows the patient who says "Well, I guess that explains where my hearing aid went.."

[Phaedrus]

- "What do we want?"
- "Hearing aids!"
- "When do we want them?"
- "Hearing aids!"

So, deaf people heard the first question but not the second? There's a gaping logic hole here...

Totally deaf people don't use hearing aids, almost-deaf people do.

OK - reminds me of a medical joke:

The doctor is looking in an elderly man's ear and surprisingly finds a rectal suppository in there. He pulls it out and shows the patient who says "Well, I guess that explains where my hearing aid went.."

I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.

[lemmegraphdat]

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

[strangelovemd12]

What has more locks than the Panama Canal?
EEVblog's "Recent Topics" page.

Edit:
Also, not sure where to post this but there is a German mechanical/EE company (name escapes me) that has a Mechanical Design Efficiency Coordinator position open.   Modern Germany being the cool place it is, they've set up a site with contest parameters (anyone remember the link?), with the winner getting the position (6mo contract option) and about 20k Euro moving expenses for foreigners, less for Germans.  Contest is outlining a manufacturing process to turn 30g of wood pulp (provided) into the largest sheet of paper you can.  Largest surface area wins, holes over .05mm disqualify you.  Last year a Hungarian won by a wide margin.   

[grumpydoc]

Hang on, I thought the  giraffe was now in the fridge?

They got bored and went to the animal's meeting.

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini?

Two in the front and two in the back.

(hint, highlight the text above to reveal)

[grumpydoc]

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Which animal makes the loudest sound?

Birds pecking at cherries.

[notsob]

What's the longest word in the english language

 ---->  smiles  <-----

[grumpydoc]

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini? (now that they're back from the animal's meeting)

You can't - it's full of elephants.

[con-f-use]

Hang on, I thought the  giraffe was now in the fridge?

But nobody ate the butter since the elephant left!

[GreyWoolfe]

Speaking of elephants, what do elephants use as tampons?  Sheep.

[grumpydoc]

How do you know if there's 4 elephants in the fridge?

Their mini's parked outside.

[cybermaus]

Don't you have to lead up to that one with a mini-cooper and a giraffe?

[AlfBaz]

How do you fit 100 people in a mini?

Maxwell Smart and 99

[GreyWoolfe]

Use a food processor.