Lame joke time.

[t0m]

What's orange and treacherous?

Judas Isacarrot.

[hamster_nz]

Knock knock.

Who's  there?



[long pause]



Java.

[deth502]

guy and a giraffe walk into a bar.

the giraffe lays down and goes to sleep.

bartender comes over and asks the guy,  "whats that lyin' on the floor there?"

guy says "thats not a lion, its a giraffe"

[han]

Q: where do you buy broadband THz to PHz signal generator..
A: Lamp store

[june]

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

[mrflibble]

guy and a giraffe walk into a bar.

the giraffe lays down and goes to sleep.

bartender comes over and asks the guy,  "whats that lyin' on the floor there?"

guy says "thats not a lion, its a giraffe"

And then the bartender says " Hey waitaminute, that's the giraffe that stole my mini!"

[warp_foo]

A Surgeon, Lawyer, Cardinal, and an Engineer met at their usual time at Bushwood Country Club for their usual Thursday afternoon round of Golf. The round started well, but by the the fourth hole, the foursome was getting considerably held up.

At the fifth hole, the Lawyer caught the Club pro golfer's attention, hailed him over, and when the pro reached the four, complained.

"We've been coming here for years and never had such a poor outing. What is going on with the foursome ahead of us? Can't you tell them to get a move on?"

The golf pro said, "That's a charity group of blind veterans. Once a year we get them out on the links and let them have an afternoon in the sun to enjoy a nice game."

The Cardinal, with a tear in his eye said, "That's a lovely thing to do. I'll pray for them tonight."

The Lawyer then offered, "Here is my card. If they ever need assistance, have them call me."

The Doctor, not to be outdone also offered his card and said, "If they ever need anything, have them stop by my hospital, and I'll make sure they are well cared for."

The Engineer paused, then said,

"Why don't they golf at night?"