Late April fool's opamp

[Hypernova]

The LM0901A1141090451C is a macropower, low performance, degraded circuit operational amplifier designed to have a no load power dissipation of less than 0.553W at Vs = ±1pV and less than 200W at Vs = ±2pV. Open loop gain is greater than 0.001k and input bias current is typically 200A.

http://www.senatus-autem.it/media/papers/LM0901A1411090451C.PDF

[tnt]

Given the part has been published in March 1878, I think it was a great op amp for the time

[Polossatik]

input bias current is typically 200A.

and say'ing I've been looking for years for part like this...