Be careful with the sarcasm thing on these tech forums. I'm learning that the hard way. People take EVERYTHING you say so seriously. They get all emotional about it.
We DO NOT take everything seriously! Especially me - I can't believe you would say that here!
STOP accusing us of taking things so seriously! 
^ LOL
Even I, with VERY slight aspergers, can tell you are having a laugh, but careful - better stamp a GIANT, ROUNDED EMOJI

on your sarcasm posts, or the uber serious squad will be along to find offence wherever it's hidden, even if you hadn't offered any.
Ass burgers are quite tasty, I heard, so long as your donkey lead a healthy and humane life. (I know,
lame joke...

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