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Offline grumpydoc

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2014, 03:41:12 pm »
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It may contain some cocoa (insignificant amount),

7.4% I believe, about the same as the hazlenuts. It's something like 55% sugar and 30% palm oil.

It's pretty horribly bad for you.

Doesn't stop me liking it
 

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2014, 03:59:04 pm »
Chocolate as a whole is pretty nasty stuff. Putting stuff like hazelnuts into it makes it more palatable, but eating it pure? Buuurkk. It also clogs up your intestines. I still have terrible childhood memories of having to stick a homemade suppository up my arse in desperation after not being able to shit for two whole weeks, after eating way too much of it all at once. Never again.
 
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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2014, 05:31:07 pm »
Chocolate as a whole is pretty nasty stuff. Putting stuff like hazelnuts into it makes it more palatable, but eating it pure? Buuurkk. It also clogs up your intestines. I still have terrible childhood memories of having to stick a homemade suppository up my arse in desperation after not being able to shit for two whole weeks, after eating way too much of it all at once. Never again.
Really? I actually like pure chocolate.
I'm not saying we should kill all stupid people. I'm just saying that we should remove all product safety labels and let natural selection do its work.

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Offline Kjelt

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2014, 06:16:19 pm »
after eating way too much of it all at once.
That goes for everything you consume.
A student died here two years or so ago after drinking 6 liters of water within an hour at a fret party.
 

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2014, 06:31:46 pm »
 

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #30 on: June 19, 2014, 12:16:37 am »
after eating way too much of it all at once.
That goes for everything you consume.


I've never managed to clog myself up eating prunes.
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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2014, 12:22:37 am »
You go from one extreme to another. First constipant then laxative...

Maybe you should try prunes coated with dark chocolate.
 

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Re: OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2014, 01:14:28 am »
You go from one extreme to another. First constipant then laxative...

Maybe you should try prunes coated with dark chocolate.
Not a bad idea. Guarantees ideal consistency.
I'm not saying we should kill all stupid people. I'm just saying that we should remove all product safety labels and let natural selection do its work.

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