Fiasco yesterday is a perfect example:
Spent 1 1/2 hours just trying to convince my medical group that THEY were, indeed, the ones that issue (and replace) THEIR OWN plastic cards, for doctor services.
Crimony Alagators ! Their own friggin CARD.
"You have to go to the HMO to order your replacement for a lost card, sir".
That sounded reasonable but the HMO customer service person then said:
"You must go to your Medical Group, to request any card replacement, sir."
OK, now we are in 'Territory Ridiculous', though ultimately a Tempest in a Teapot, in terms of urgency. Still, that took 90 minutes of my time, and I've gotten tired of tolerating such low level hang-ups.
That's the same motivation that I expressed originally, for this thread. Why not issue a BILL, for services rendered...a snarky method, and unconventional method, for getting their attention, in a civil manner.
But wait, Bills that come due, (and lawsuits, lol), DO get someone's attention, when they start having to pay others that desire compensation. I never signed up, to be a medical office coordinator...and a task that yeilded no viable control, over the administration of six or seven different and duplicative entities.
The group issues the 'insurance card', but they don't PAY the Doctor's bill....THAT function is performed by the 'Insurance company'.
But, the doctor's office asks for your 'Insurance Card' at any actual appointment, when, technically, that's a Medical Group card.
I can let a lot of small problems like this go, but still I need my friggin card replaced !
So round and round we went, eventually I suggested a conference call; Supervisor from one and calling the, uh, 'Insurance place'.
Voila,....after 1 1/2 hours, they understood the request, for replacement card. The 'Medical Group' will do that, as always has been that way.
A no-brainer took 90 minutes, and I'm looking to dash off a peaceful, civil request:
PAY THE MAN, HIS FRIGGEN BILL !
This, though is also simply interesting, and quite boring, at the same time. A study of waste and duplication. Now, in current events, I've noticed a great expanded interest, in solving the BLOAT and barely functional management.
Anybody know how much I should, reasonably CHARGE, for the services rendered?