So, I got a new Sears Kenmore 385, naybe $100-150ish range for my 21st (random, aren't I?) to do some random clothing repairs and play around with, and I jammed it with a crazy monogram I was playing with.
I pop the clutch while it is on so it has light, but doesn't let me hit the pedal and do something horrid to myself, and I fish the thread carefully out (of nowhere special) with a metal rod. Guess what? Speakers crackle.
Two things I quickly think of after hastly turning it off - it was a single point I touched, and, it's a polarised plug. I must've provided a path through to earth to upset the speakers. Scary.
I pull out my little multimeter and find this - on ALL metal surfaces:

(56.6VAC, if that is unclear)
At 4am I was fancying ideas of murder attempts, or conspiracies against hobbyists, but I decided to play it safe before opening it beyond my ability to reassemble it and post on some repair forums. I thought soon after "Ah-huh! It might be some sort of motor starting capacitor" - as I've heard someone on here experiene a shock from them on his father's washing machine that had a (I assume) broken ground lead. A moderator with 14k+ posts said it probably wasn't, and that I should return it. Eek.
Made in Thailand it seems, although I guess not China, I will certainly test any mains run equipment I get next time more thoroughly ... I treated this thing like a child in the short time I had it.
Tiger.