New Years resolutions - And Happy New Year

[mrpackethead]

Happy new Year everyone.   

My new years resolution is 3840x2160. Last years resolution was 1920 x 1080

[GreyWoolfe]

I make a standard New Years' resolution that I have made for the last 30 years.  I resolve never to run naked through the car wash, asking for the hot wax.  I have never had a problem keeping it.

[newbrain]

A happy new year to this virtual community!

[Electro Detective]

Car boot full of cash for everyone...and a prosperous 2018 

[KJDS]

Happy new year all

I'm going to start smoking, drinking whiskey and sleeping with ugly people

[Electro Detective]

Veterans Tip:  Make sure the ugly people have a good paycheck to cover the expenses (smokes, booze, cabs, motel rooms...) 

[Cyberdragon]

I'm going to stop making every screw or other fastener I touch lose all association with anything and vanish into the junkpile ether. Then I'm going to start a charity called Screws for the Screwless...

EDIT: I'm going to need a lot of metal fasteners...and possibly some of your ugly people.

[Brumby]

Car boot full of cash for everyone...and a prosperous 2018 

I'd better empty all the crap out of my car's boot then.

[GreyWoolfe]

Car boot full of cash for everyone...and a prosperous 2018 

I have a mini van sized cargo van.  Really frikken big boot.  All that cash would be wonderful.

[Electro Detective]

Might be a bit of a wait, the cash genie has the answering machine on