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Offline CerebusTopic starter

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Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« on: August 29, 2018, 07:29:31 pm »
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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2018, 03:46:42 am »
A failed flux capacitator? Really? What is this world coming to?

Clearly, it was actually caused by a failed turbo encabulator!
 

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2018, 05:32:56 am »
Sometimes I despair!
A couple of weeks ago there was a TV news report on someone who backed their car out of the second level of a multi  storey car park, & was left dangling perilously "half in, half out".

The newsreader stated that the driver "Put her foot on the "reverse pedal" by mistake." |O

I think Ford "T" models had something like that, but I've never heard of it otherwise.
 

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2018, 05:38:27 am »
So he had reached 88MPH, but it did not work? That´s an outright scandal. I am sure the lack of unobtanium leads too piss poor quality flux capacitors, so manufacturers need to rely on turbo encabulators. OTOH i never had a failed turbo encabulator.

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2018, 06:21:35 am »
The flux capacitor was made in China.
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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2018, 09:09:06 am »
Oh, dear, see what happens when the flux capacitators go bad.
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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2018, 12:06:50 pm »
Oh, dear, see what happens when the flux capacitators go bad.

To a certain extent the problem is self limiting, since once past the use-by date they are very hard to solder in.
 

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2018, 12:17:12 pm »
First class prank, well done sir :clap:
 

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2018, 03:19:36 pm »
Sometimes I despair!
A couple of weeks ago there was a TV news report on someone who backed their car out of the second level of a multi  storey car park, & was left dangling perilously "half in, half out".

The newsreader stated that the driver "Put her foot on the "reverse pedal" by mistake." |O

I think Ford "T" models had something like that, but I've never heard of it otherwise.

I wouldn't be surprised to find a Citroen with an arrangement like that, they've had all sorts of odd arrangements over the years. A former boss had a high end Citroen that I inherited after he left the company and I had to drive for a (mercifully short) while. It had the handbrake release on a pedal to the left of the clutch pedal, which made for very interesting hill starts involving a little right foot dance between brake and accelerator while doing a left foot dance of release handbrake, declutch, engage 1st gear, find clutch biting point without stalling.
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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2018, 01:15:33 am »
Flux capacitors for aircraft use are kept next to the prop wash and flight line.
 

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Re: Newsreader blames downed flight on a failed flux capacitator
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2018, 01:03:56 pm »
Sometimes I despair!
A couple of weeks ago there was a TV news report on someone who backed their car out of the second level of a multi  storey car park, & was left dangling perilously "half in, half out".

The newsreader stated that the driver "Put her foot on the "reverse pedal" by mistake." |O

I think Ford "T" models had something like that, but I've never heard of it otherwise.

I wouldn't be surprised to find a Citroen with an arrangement like that, they've had all sorts of odd arrangements over the years. A former boss had a high end Citroen that I inherited after he left the company and I had to drive for a (mercifully short) while. It had the handbrake release on a pedal to the left of the clutch pedal, which made for very interesting hill starts involving a little right foot dance between brake and accelerator while doing a left foot dance of release handbrake, declutch, engage 1st gear, find clutch biting point without stalling.
The foot "handbrake" is not uncommon--- some US cars used them,  & from memory one model of Holden Torana did the same.
The next model changed to a normal one.
 


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