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Offline SgtRockTopic starter

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No More Little Green Apples
« on: July 10, 2012, 02:01:02 am »
Greetings EEVBees:

--Apple asks EPAT to remove all products from its list of certified Green products. 

http://blogs.wsj.com/cio/2012/07/06/apple-removes-green-electronics-certification-from-products/

--They are busy filling up the moat in Cupertino, since by nightfall villagers with pitchforks and flaming torches are expected to arrive demanding the head of the Frankenbook Monster, thought guilty of inducing multiple suicides in Shenzhen, as charged in a retracted NPR article. More importantly Frankenbook is thought not to be completely recyclable. Unsubstantiated and unverified rumors hint at possible meetings between Levinson and Miscavige to discuss a security alliance, now that Apple's free pass with the forces of Anti-Capitalism has expired. No word as yet from Apple board member, and and carbon magnate Al Gore.

"Please don't be alarmed. I am only attempting to break into the safe."
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Offline free_electron

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Re: No More Little Green Apples
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2012, 03:05:15 am »
Nah , they got plenty of padding in their 'sheeple' forming a happy happy circle around the fort. the moat is filled with cool-aid and it's gonna be an all-night party ...
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