OT: German Hazelnut Chocolates

[grumpydoc]

It may contain some cocoa (insignificant amount),

7.4% I believe, about the same as the hazlenuts. It's something like 55% sugar and 30% palm oil.

It's pretty horribly bad for you.

Doesn't stop me liking it

[GK]

Chocolate as a whole is pretty nasty stuff. Putting stuff like hazelnuts into it makes it more palatable, but eating it pure? Buuurkk. It also clogs up your intestines. I still have terrible childhood memories of having to stick a homemade suppository up my arse in desperation after not being able to shit for two whole weeks, after eating way too much of it all at once. Never again.
 

[echen1024]

Chocolate as a whole is pretty nasty stuff. Putting stuff like hazelnuts into it makes it more palatable, but eating it pure? Buuurkk. It also clogs up your intestines. I still have terrible childhood memories of having to stick a homemade suppository up my arse in desperation after not being able to shit for two whole weeks, after eating way too much of it all at once. Never again.

Really? I actually like pure chocolate.

[Kjelt]

after eating way too much of it all at once.

That goes for everything you consume.
A student died here two years or so ago after drinking 6 liters of water within an hour at a fret party.

[SeanB]

Obligatary Dilbertism.....
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2014-06-13/

[GK]

after eating way too much of it all at once.

That goes for everything you consume.

I've never managed to clog myself up eating prunes.

[madworm]

You go from one extreme to another. First constipant then laxative...

Maybe you should try prunes coated with dark chocolate.

[echen1024]

You go from one extreme to another. First constipant then laxative...

Maybe you should try prunes coated with dark chocolate.

Not a bad idea. Guarantees ideal consistency.