F35 is fighter jet analogue of Internet of things, synergistic, universal, artificial intelligence, web enabled, JSON empowered, solar compatible, green energy inducing, ergonomically designed, future proof, invisible but with exquisite design, color adaptable cordless drill...
They took a very focused thing with very clear and defined purpose and threw a bullshit brigade at it. So it's primary goal was to put in all the buzzwords in a design, and then they kept patching it with a duct tape until it flew and was able to shoot weapons.