Water... no. All that does is smeer the grease around and leaves spots when it dries.
"Windowlene" is domestic window cleaner. It evaporates readily and does not leave streaks and spots. That's the point of it. Granted it does this by using "Vinegar" which is... an acid. An acid that will do nothing to glass. Plenty to grease, but an unknown amount of damage to active electronics (it seams).
I have 99% IPA, though by now it's more like 90% and 10% water. For some reason I didn't trust what that would do to any coating on the screen.
I'll source some specialised cleaner.
I replaced it. (I keep a credit card for the purpose of "self-warranting" critical items). I got extremely lucky. I got a "miss priced" item. An ASUS, RoG 43" 4K UHD, HDR600 120Hz gaming monitor... for £500. All other sellers wanted £700-1000. As soon as I bought it the price jumped up to £699. So far it checks out legit. Lovely screen. Came fully assembled,stand and all. Literally a lift and shift drop in replacement. The only thing I had to do was turn the brightness down to 50% like all modern monitors.. I don't need a sun tan.
I'm going to fire the other one up one more time and if it still soils the bed, I'll come back asking for ideas to vulture it for parts or cool living room lights.
I was going to open a warranty case with Philips as I bought it about 18 months ago and they technically have a 3yr warranty. However, I got it reduced as a "Amazon Warehouse" item, which was "returned stock, opened, unused, missing remote". So ... it could get messy.