When I get access to DALL-E 2 I'm going to ask it to render a "cup of cunning".
Q: Why doesn't former President Barack Obama have any fluorescent blue friends?
A: There is no one definitive answer to this question. Some possible explanations include that fluorescent blue is not a popular color, that former President Barack Obama does not have many friends, or that former President Barack Obama does not associate with people who are fluorescent blue.
(Interestingly enough, it's "smart" enough to interpret 'green' as environment, and 'blue' and 'red' as political alignment in a sentence like this.)
Q: Jimmy has six apples and Ryan has four. They each give half of their apples to John, but John eats half of one. How many apples does John have?
A: John has five apples.
(Well, right or wrong depending on your interpretation of an apple being whole or not.)
Q: A five kilohm resistor is in parallel with a one kilohm resistor. What is the resistance of this combination?
A: The resistance of this combination is four kilohms.
(Well, I don't need to tell anyone on here...)
Q: I am holding five cards, a queen, a jack, a nine, an eight, and a seven, all spades.
A: You have a royal flush in spades!
(So I guess it can play poker.)