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Offline Kibi

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Software application conflicts.
« on: July 18, 2011, 03:31:50 pm »
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User


REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfrie nd 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear”
to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 ! and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,

Tech Support
 

Offline scrat

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Re: Software application conflicts.
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 09:41:05 pm »
Thanks for sharing, I was going to prepare an installation without knowing this, although I sometimes hear about upgrade issues on this programs.

I think the problem is we usually give so much attention to some features of this SW, like the games (BedLife III as an example), and do not bother reading all of the instructions and terms of use.
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Re: Software application conflicts.
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 10:24:40 pm »
it got annoying features, but thats by design, you just have to use the features properly to your advantage. its a very complicated software more than we know. keep this quote in mind...
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit
if something can select, how cant it be intelligent? if something is intelligent, how cant it exist?
 

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Re: Software application conflicts.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 10:30:36 pm »
it got annoying features, but thats by design, you just have to use the features properly to your advantage. its a very complicated software more than we know. keep this quote in mind...
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit

I saw that quote just the other day. It is also very true. :)
 

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Re: Software application conflicts.
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 10:41:05 pm »
and keep that in mind. i keep saying to myself if one day i try to bang my head on the wall, it is me who fault, not the software.
if something can select, how cant it be intelligent? if something is intelligent, how cant it exist?
 


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