GUYS, I HAVE A CONFESSION!
When I was a teenager, I was personally in a photo worthy of this thread. And yes, it's bloody aweful. I mean, It was somewhat deliberate because I didn't care. But when you realize how bad stock photographers are, they have a talent of making things ten times worse. I'll try to find it (I have no shame, they forced us).
EDIT either google sucks or there is no trace, I'll keep looking though