The best SPAM mail I ever got!

[daqq]

From my SPAM folder today:

Good day,

Are you interested to become Illuminati member today?

Do you want to be rich, famous, powerful and wealthy also powerful Politician? If yes,
join the great Illuminati today and become a full Multi billionaires
by joining the Great illuminati brotherhood, to benefits $989.000.00 USD

 
Contact us today Email: ...

...from a hotmail email account ofcourse. Sounds legit, where do I sign up?

[Electro Detective]

Sounds legit, where do I sign up?

If you get the position and need a driver and the money is good, keep me in mind please, discretion guaranteed...   

 

[Neomys Sapiens]

To activate your membership code, you'll first have to complete a pilgrimage to Ingolstadt walking backwards while driving a herd of cats in close order (and in conformance to the Stassenverkehrsordnung).
VIEL SPASS!

[Macbeth]

I am already one of the Illuminati. It cost me $11,000.00 USD in commission but that is a drop in the ocean while I wait for my remaining $989,000.00 USD...

[Ampera]

Ah, the Illuminati, the Italian order of lamp makers.

[Brumby]

I couldn't hold a candle to them.

[Electro Detective]

I'll bet the lodge is in Nigeria   

[daqq]

If you get the position and need a driver and the money is good, keep me in mind please, discretion guaranteed...   

I was thinking more along the lines of robot drivers/body guards/assassins/espresso machines...

[SeanB]

I'll bet the lodge is in Nigeria   

Nope, here in South Africa, judging from the number of signs that are plastered all over every single surface around, in various colours and assorted types of decay.

[Electro Detective]

ok then, if the illuminutties pay well I'll have to move to South Africa,

service their espresso machines

make awesome latte for the hired help in the limo as they head off to wack the competition     


and if the MIC espresso machines give me drama, there's always EEVblog forum to fall back on for repair tips