Non IT related post, so...
Dental Surgeon talks me into removing all four wisdom teeth in one day, with full anesthetic. I note with exception of head nurse at his office, all nurses except one are blond, petite, matched in height, weight etc... I was thinking, he hired them that way for a reason... And Chuckled...
When I wake up after surgery in the chair, I'm nearly suffocating as one nurse has her leg across my throat, one is setting on left arm, one on left leg, one on right arm, and one on right leg... Plus one I didn't see before was leaning on my chest, coming from a nearby Doctor's office. Being a single guy, and having a serious Geek gene, any other time in my life, that would have been quite a fantasy...
"Hi Steve, we're done They are all out but half of the lower left one" .. UM, how much of that do you remember?" Gurggling against the weight of the combined nurses, I sputtuer "Remember what Doc? I don't remember a thing" "Good" With a huge look of relief on his strained face..
So my Mom and my neighbor go off and get the post surgical prescriptions after picking me up, and go AWOL shopping for about four hours before bringing the meds back... Twenty minutes after they leave, the shots wear off... ROFSIP is my new abbreviation after this. means "Rolling on Floor Screaming in Pain". Shot was supposed to be good for four hours.. So I can only guess, but I'm thinking in-effective anesthesia.
To this day I don't know what happened, but all I do know is I had weeks of post surgical infections and a cluster of something gooey the size of a golf ball rolling around in my left cheek, for about a month...
My normal dentist, asks me every time I visit, how much I remember, and how I feel about Doctor X... Then mutters something about how strong you are for a little guy...
Steve