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| GlennSprigg:
I'm sorry if this has been discussed before!!, but I'm ageing and my brain is failing!! :'( I liked all the 'Programming Languages' solution to this age old question... (Newbies may like it!!)... Why did the chicken cross the road? Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ...... C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways. C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side. COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side cooked. Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.) Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do! Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road. OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road. Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken. Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice. VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken) XP Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. The Longhorn Chicken: had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista. The Vista Chicken: dazzled itself with its own graphics. |
| joeqsmith:
Windows 10 Chicken: Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road. FPGA Chicken: Chicken? We are going to send a billion chickens across the road synchronously in one clock cycle. Analog Chicken: We don't work in binary states. There's more places to be than just along side the road. |
| David Hess:
--- Quote from: joeqsmith on June 13, 2021, 01:01:48 pm ---Windows 10 Chicken: Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road. --- End quote --- More like chicken attempts to cross road, but is run over by Microsoft car which stops, closes all windows, restarts, and then drives off. |
| aargee:
Another Quantum Chicken - Where we're going, we don't need chickens! |
| Gregg:
Schrödinger's Chicken: May or may not already be across the road |
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