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Those bloody Chickens crossing the road!!

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GlennSprigg:

I'm sorry if this has been discussed before!!, but I'm ageing and my brain is failing!!  :'(
I liked all the 'Programming Languages' solution to this age old question...  (Newbies may like it!!)...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
    THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
    VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
    ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side cooked.
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road.
Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
XP Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
The Longhorn Chicken: had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.
The Vista Chicken: dazzled itself with its own graphics.

joeqsmith:

Windows 10 Chicken:  Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road. 
FPGA Chicken:  Chicken?  We are going to send a billion chickens across the road synchronously in one clock cycle.
Analog Chicken:  We don't work in binary states.  There's more places to be than just along side the road.

David Hess:

--- Quote from: joeqsmith on June 13, 2021, 01:01:48 pm ---Windows 10 Chicken:  Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road.
--- End quote ---

More like chicken attempts to cross road, but is run over by Microsoft car which stops, closes all windows, restarts, and then drives off.

aargee:
Another Quantum Chicken - Where we're going, we don't need chickens!

Gregg:
Schrödinger's Chicken:
May or may not already be across the road

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