Those bloody Chickens crossing the road!!

[GlennSprigg]

I'm sorry if this has been discussed before!!, but I'm ageing and my brain is failing!! 
I liked all the 'Programming Languages' solution to this age old question...  (Newbies may like it!!)...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road ......
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
    THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
    VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
    ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side cooked.
Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
Linux Chicken: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it how to cross the road.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
Microsoft's Chicken: It's already on both sides of the road. What's more its just bought the road.
Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but when you cook it still tastes like........ chicken.
Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
VB Chicken: USHighways! <TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
XP Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
The Longhorn Chicken: had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.
The Vista Chicken: dazzled itself with its own graphics.

[joeqsmith]

Windows 10 Chicken:  Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road. 
FPGA Chicken:  Chicken?  We are going to send a billion chickens across the road synchronously in one clock cycle.
Analog Chicken:  We don't work in binary states.  There's more places to be than just along side the road.

[David Hess]

Windows 10 Chicken:  Microsoft stole it before it ever even saw the road.

More like chicken attempts to cross road, but is run over by Microsoft car which stops, closes all windows, restarts, and then drives off.

[aargee]

Another Quantum Chicken - Where we're going, we don't need chickens!

[Gregg]

Schrödinger's Chicken:
May or may not already be across the road

[Ed.Kloonk]

Apple Chicken. Bunch of cocks.


 

[AlfBaz]

eevblog chicken: What sort of chicken is it, why does it have to cross the road, what material is the road made of, when was the road made, what did the road cost, where the builders unionized, you suck, Nazis! 

[joeqsmith]

Why did the EEVblog chicken cross the solar roadway?   

[GlennSprigg]

Schrödinger's Chicken:
May or may not already be across the road

AaaRrrGggHhh!!!!!  I absolutely hate that old "Schrödinger's Cat"  original story!!
Is it dead or alive... no... in an inbetween state.... until one observes it....             

[bsfeechannel]

Why did the EEVblog chicken cross the solar roadway?

Cause it is full of bugs?

[Gregg]

Why did the EEVblog chicken cross the solar roadway?

That EEVblog chicken was simply blinded by the light of such a magnificent road