(Tongue in cheek), If Ann Landers was alive and writing today....

[Ducttape]

How might she weigh in on how men could behave gallantly in these infectious times?

For instance, I remember learning as a kid that the man should walk on the street side of the sidewalk, ostensibly so the woman could enjoy somewhat greater safety from an errant vehicle. This might be updated today to specify that the man should walk downwind of the woman, to lessen potential exposure to her of any airborn covid-19 he might be emitting, while somewhat increasing his own risk. How else can men be manly in these trying times?

I did mention this is in good fun, right?