I believe you are wasting precious energy here. You have come to the wrong place and you have the wrong audience here. You are just spinning your wheels.
There are probably better places in the Internet where you can go pitch this nonsense.
After all, no one is dragging you here on a lasso.
If you don't want to, don't look.
There are a hundred topics here that are not interesting to me and that I don’t go to and don’t waste time on.
I recommend that you do the same with this one - you will save both time and energy.
Spend it on topics that are useful to you.
For cats, for example....