Call comes… rrrring!
Me: Hello?
She: Hello sir, I am calling from Windows computer department.
Me: Oh! Hi, what is this about?
She: Your windows computer has a virus and that is why we are calling to help you fix it.
Me: OMG! How did you know this?
She: Our windows server has reported that your computer….
Me: Honey, what should I do then?
She: We can connect to your computer and …
Me: Honey, I like your voice. You sound like a nice lady. Where are you located?
She: We are in Washington DC. Now can we check your computer?
Me: Of course, but before that, can I fix you?
She: What?
Me: I mean, can we meet somewhere and have a good time?
She: Fxxx you. Dang, the phone goes dead never to hear from this beauty again. Ever since I have missed her!
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