I mean, getting triggered from an actually funny and accurate joke about the infantilization of MS error messages - come on! Most of us can enjoy making fun of stuff we like!
"Triggered"?

That's funny. Here is what I wrote: "What possible use is there in discussing a fictitious error message?" Do you seriously consider that triggered? It was expressing puzzlement at the weird turn of the conversation. That isn't triggered.
I enjoyed this next bit, although sadly it is all ad hominem, which is surely beneath you. You have misunderstood something important - see my explanation after this.
Come on, your aggressiveness is just bubbling vigorously under the surface, and some is escaping under the lid of that pressure cooker in every other message or so 
If you can't see it yourself, fine. Everyone else can see it. You are exactly similar to those "linux fanboys" you so much enjoy to ridicule. They certainly exist, somewhere, too, but clearly not in this thread - the asymmetry here is just hilarious - like, you rambling on your own. Then again, I ignore Randy222 so maybe I miss something. I don't ignore you because you are a perfectly sensible person despite this funny angry spot directed at your mental image of "linux fanboys", which, clearly for you, means everyone who dares to criticize Microsoft. You don't say that directly, but it leaks out. It is just obvious. It's kinda funny, even. Then again, when you get yourself together, I have nothing against your arguments. You are factually correct in this thread most of the time.
OK, listen:
1/ I believe completely in the value of rational thinking, freedom from prejudice, logic and reason, and all of my arguments have been about that, not about Linux.
2/ Throughout this thread I have not criticised ANYONE for preferring Linux over Windows, or the other way round.
I challenge you to find anything to the contrary. 3/ I have DEFINITELY criticised the astonishing amount of irrational hatred for Windows and Microsoft; the prejudice (judging without finding the facts), and the complete lack of reasoned discussion.
That is what triggers me: not Linux, not Windows, not Microsoft -
what triggers me is people behaving with religious fervour about a fucking operating system. But worse:
people ranting about things that aren't even true (or haven't been true for 15 years or more).
I thought engineers were supposed to be reasonable, logical, rational people. But there is something weird about you Linux fanboys: all those qualities disappear when it comes to Windows. Instead of criticising it in a factual way, like I do, you rant in a hateful way about shit that isn't even true! That is what is so fucking weird - you make shit up and then hate it!
It doesn't seem possible to have a discussion about the relative advantages and disadvantages of the two operating systems, because Linux fanboys treat Linux like a religion.
That is what triggers me: supporting any OS with religious fervour, and hating any OS with religious fervour.It is totally over the top behaviour, and I don't understand it. For saying that you're supposed to be an engineer, I wouldn't come to you for rational, reasonable, logical advice on any subject.
In summary: I am not a supporter of Windows or of Linux. I am a supporter of rationality, logic, facts, freedom from prejudice, and reason.
It is
very disappointing that you are not.