People who don't like syrup on sausage, are like people who put on socks and shoes one foot at a time, instead of both socks, then both shoes.
The difficulty with analogies, curtesy of Dave Allen:
The Pope is arguing with an atheist.
Says the Pope to the atheist: "You are like a man who is totally blindfolded, in a dark room, looking for a black cat that is not there."
Ah, says the atheist, "Then you and I have a lot in common."
"What do you mean?" asks the Pope.
Well, says the atheist, "You are also like a man who is blindfolded, in a totally dark room, looking for a black cat that isn't there."
"The only difference is that you have found it."