The Perfect Troubleshooting Coffee

[BTO]

Can't believe this has not been mentioned

INGREDIENTS
Coffee
Milk
Sugar

METHOD
 - You can go down the normal Nescafe Blend 43 Route, if so..
 - Get your Mug Ready
 - Add 1 spoon of coffee
 - Add the Sugar (i add 3 Spoons of Sugar)
 - Boil the Water
 - Fill Half a glass of boiling water  (accounting for a little space at the top so it doesn't overflow)
 - Stir all together
 - Add Cold Milk (Half a Mug)
 -  Continue to Stir for a bit
 - Head over to the EEVBlog Form of your choice and Start Troubleshooting knowing that you're now ready to solve any problem

 IF YOU HAVE A COFFEE MACHINE
 - Get some coffee beans and get the grinder set correctly so that you end up pouring 1 single shot (30ml) for a period of precisely 22seconds.
    (25 - 30 seconds is apparently acceptable by some but not by me)

     Once your perfect shot is poured

 - Add the Sugar (i add 3 Spoons of Sugar)
 - Get your milk heated as per your liking
 - Pour the milk
 - While Pouring milk in... Stir all the contents together
 - Head over to the EEVBlog Form of your choice and Start Troubleshooting knowing that you're now ready to solve any problem

[abeyer]

nescafe
boiling water
sugar
milk

heresy

[coppercone2]

monster energy drink

for when you know you should replace that solder point wiring harness but you just know no one else would dare

[Siwastaja]

>make coffee
>let it sit near boiling point for 6 hours until half of the water has evaporated
>drink in enormous quantities and start shooting troubles