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Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« on: April 12, 2016, 09:05:53 am »
Esotheric voodo with bluetooth: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-world-s-smallest-pain-relief-wearable

The second video is quite funny:
"The worlds only wearable medical device" - I wonder what she's looking at?
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2016, 09:20:17 am »
Wearable pain relief? I suppose you could glue a Demerol patch to it. Since it doesn't actually contain anything anyway, you could probably store a few Oxy inside, like some sort of ghetto wearable pill container.
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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 09:34:18 am »
"This device emits lower intensity magnetic field frequency that asymmetrically oscillates giving a significant treatment within 30 cm of distance from your body."

All sounds perfectly reasonable to me....
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2016, 09:40:30 am »
This probably works as well as homeopathy.
You only have to believe hard enough.  ::)

Works probably as well as an empty box with leds. Which it probably is... :-DD
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2016, 10:02:17 am »
It operates on the well known Placebo affect.
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2016, 10:20:42 am »
nice nipples, is enough for a temporary relief, certainly a working placebo. hey dont blame me as a practicing photographer i used to pay attention to details (set aside electronics).
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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2016, 11:03:08 am »
It only works if you attach it to your body with stretchy copper bands though... :-DD
 
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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2016, 11:58:32 am »
I usually try to stay out of these threads, but this line was too much:

"PEM Wave™CARE is the world's safest medical device of getting exempted from the US FDA certification (FDA class I, 510K)"

aka "We didn't even need to get approval! That's how good this is!"
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2016, 12:25:05 pm »
The worlds only wearable medical device. Ok, so pacemakers don't count?

Anyone else notice that the image "to the right" was actually to the left.

I once had a guy come into our shop and he wanted us to make up a timer that reversed polarity every 15 minutes. I tried to find out what it was for and couldn't get much of an answer. I quoted him, he accepted the quote and brought in the "device" that needed to be switched around.

It was this big ish pad that you sleep on and it is meant to heal you through voodoo witchcraft. I went to connect the timer up but there was only one lead into the mat, he said it only needs to be positively or negatively charged. All I did was cut one wire, connect the other up to his May, write on the job sheet that it was designed by the customer, he signed for it, paid and left.

Unfortunately taking advantage of people with rubbish like this isn't going to stop, if anything it will get worse.
 

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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2016, 12:36:43 pm »
This probably works as well as homeopathy.
You only have to believe hard enough.  ::)

Works probably as well as an empty box with leds. Which it probably is... :-DD
I don't think this device works nearly as well as homeopathy, I don't believe in it.
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Re: Pemwave - The World's Smallest Pain Relief Wearable
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2016, 12:41:01 pm »
The worlds only wearable medical device. Ok, so pacemakers don't count?

Anyone else notice that the image "to the right" was actually to the left.

I once had a guy come into our shop and he wanted us to make up a timer that reversed polarity every 15 minutes. I tried to find out what it was for and couldn't get much of an answer. I quoted him, he accepted the quote and brought in the "device" that needed to be switched around.

It was this big ish pad that you sleep on and it is meant to heal you through voodoo witchcraft. I went to connect the timer up but there was only one lead into the mat, he said it only needs to be positively or negatively charged. All I did was cut one wire, connect the other up to his May, write on the job sheet that it was designed by the customer, he signed for it, paid and left.

Unfortunately taking advantage of people with rubbish like this isn't going to stop, if anything it will get worse.
I guess they have never heard of a Tens machine which people have been wearing since the 70s.

It is bad enough there is already too much voodoo witchcraft in so called modern medicine, now we have more of this crap...
Sue AF6LJ
 


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