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Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« on: December 14, 2015, 03:36:48 pm »
Shield: The World`s First Signal Proof Headwear

Stylish & Comfortable Signal Proof Hats That Incredibly Fit And Reflect Electromagnetic Waves.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/856842557/shield-the-world-s-first-signal-proof-headwear/description

At least the beanie looks more comfortable than an actual tinfoil hat, but yeah...
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2015, 04:23:58 pm »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :-DD :-DD :-DD :-DD :-DD

That's what I have to say on the matter..
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2015, 04:29:47 pm »
About time.  Both technology and fashion have moved on so much, the poor old tinfoil hat seems very dated.
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2015, 05:51:36 pm »
Beware. Shield Apparel is a covert CIA operation. The hat has a hidden circuit that actually amplifies the control signals. Nothing beats the old and tested open source tinfoil hat design.
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2015, 06:05:08 pm »
I'm going to launch a new kickstarter campaign. Basically one of those muscle training devices that work with electroshocks.
But mine has to be applied to your head , set at full strength , while reading a mantra over and over again.

the mantra is ' i will not buy stupid shit for no reason '

guaranteed to help you save money.
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2015, 06:05:45 pm »
and what about the rest of your body.  let's make a 'shield' onesie ... give it donkey ears.
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2015, 06:17:37 pm »
Hmmm.  What's the Q of a silver lined cavity with a human head in it?  At best it does sweet F.A. and at worst it focusses microwaves on your brainstem.
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 07:23:39 pm »
find the resonant point of that cavity : apply microwave transmitter.  darwin awards all around
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2015, 07:29:55 pm »
Nothing new.  I remember riding the Long Island Rail Road and people had wire pyramids on their heads.  Travel was free, you only paid for the entertainment.
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2015, 07:41:06 pm »
 ???
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2015, 09:10:33 pm »
I will not talk about these headwear, but, do we really know what (long term) effects can cause all these electromagnetic fields (microwaves)?
Ask Martin Pall.
My English can be pretty bad, so suggestions are welcome. ;)
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2015, 09:19:54 pm »
My brain is already fried.
I stumbled across this product because I was looking for Faraday Underwear.
My position is that inevitably, we're all going to be abducted by aliens (or Donald Trump), so a means to avoid invasive RF rectal probing will soon be a necessity.

Does anyone have links?
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2015, 09:24:08 pm »
Just give in to the orange aliens. It's all you can do.
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2015, 01:04:41 pm »
I will not talk about these headwear, but, do we really know what (long term) effects can cause all these electromagnetic fields (microwaves)?
Ask Martin Pall.

Buy the stupid hat then...
 

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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2015, 01:21:00 pm »
I will not talk about these headwear, but, do we really know what (long term) effects can cause all these electromagnetic fields (microwaves)?
Ask Martin Pall.

Buy the stupid hat then...
... and the matching undies (2 posts up)
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Re: Shield - A modern take on the tinfoil hat
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2015, 03:15:20 am »
They forgot the fact it can enter via your eyes so I am going to be offering this solution on kickstarter this week. :)


 


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