and if the package goes poof when he opens it, the man would get really pissed
Maybe that already happened and that's why there was no mailbag this week

But the general idea is not so bad, I think: But instead of just the wrist-straps, they should be used as padding for some other stuff, so there's a fair amount of digging through those required before reaching some beautiful piece of equipment.

(Damn! Now I ruined the surprise!^^)