BMW has literally everything serialized, you replace any sort of * small module - which commonly dies and then you are left without locks, lights, etc) - and without the special BMW software with the "secret sauce" codes you can't make it work.
* That sounds very stupid to me.
No locks? Doesn't that leave the car at risk?
So they are not offering this "special BMW software" with the appropriate codes for the car to the customers at the time when they are buying the car?
Imagine that many years ago but the manufacturers making special shapes of screws and bolts and tools that only them and they dealers would have and I wonder how popular they would be then.
I refuse to buy anything that does that to me. I don't think it would belong to me if they make things break easily like that, all set in a way to inconvenience, cause problems and work against the owner every step of the way into obtaining these replacements parts for what sounds to me like ransom and extortion.
With the serializations, I take it they don't trust the owners. Well isn't it time that the car owners stop trusting car manufacturers that do this sort of thing.
I had something happen to me once with a shower from Triton that a builder put in without giving me a choice where they patented the fittings and the hoses were poor quality plastic that easily broke and they charged extortionate prices for them. I didn't give into it and used the broken hose which caused me a inconvenience every day. I manage to get the hose for £15 (instead of £60) from a bathroom shop that went into administration. Now I always check bathroom fittings for this sort of thing.
Just found this:
BMW launches heated seat and steering wheel subscription service in the UK
Didn’t spec a heated wheel when you bought your BMW? You can now activate it for £10 per month...
Greg Potts Published: 14 Jul 2022
BMW has launched its optional extras subscriptions service in the UK, with owners now able to activate certain techy features (that weren’t specced when the car was built) by paying a monthly fee.
Yes, you did read that correctly. A number of features have been added to BMW’s UK-based ConnectedDrive Store including heated front seats (£15 per month), heated steering wheel (£10 per month), automatic high beams (£10 per month) and the ‘Driving Assistant Plus’ active cruise control (£35 per month).
Own a BMW? If you log in to the online shop it’ll bring up the options available for your specific car, and if you really want to be paying monthly to warm your bum then the feature will be activated via an over-the-air update. And yes, that does mean all the hardware needed to heat the seat/steering wheel was already built into the car.
Not a fan of the subscription model? Each feature can be bought outright and there are others that aren’t available for a monthly fee. That includes – get this – Adaptive M Suspension that can be added retrospectively for £399 simply by clicking ‘add to basket’ on the online shop.
I didn't see that last time I looked at the connected drive URL.
Maybe they updated it to include it.
Nope:
https://www.bmw.com/en-au/shop/ls/cp/connected-driveI see that is not on the Australian store.
In the UK store they have it as a monthly, yearly charge or unlimited.
https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/Seat_Heating_SFA_gb
That's nice to have the unlimited option but I wonder how long they will provide that for in future.
I found something which I think is also very stupid:
https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/Base_OE_Voucher_gb
Online Entertainment Voucher
A range of music you can’t refuse
: with BMW Online Entertainment you have unlimited access to more than 30 million music tracks.
£ 179.00 (incl. VAT} 12 months
DESCRIPTION
A free choice of music wherever you are: BMW Online Entertainment offers you direct and unlimited access to more than 30 million music tracks. You can use the BMW Music flat-rate voucher to open an account for unlimited music access with a BMW Music partner (currently Deezer or Napster).
The advantages for you:
Access to more than 30 million songs by flat-rate account with a BMW music partner (at the moment Deezer or Napster)
Music downloads are possible in the vehicle onto the built-in hard disc
2 Music account is transferrable to other devices
Works in 10 EU countries with no additional costs
The offer includes:
Music flat-rate voucher (valid after activation, redeemable within 3 years)
Mobile data flat-rate
Attention: To start using the service, you have to redeem the BMW Music flat-rate voucher in the vehicle first. This can be done by registering at one of the BMW music partners in your vehicle at Multimedia > Online Entertainment. May only be available with additional optional equipment. Availability of BMW ConnectedDrive Services are dependent on vehicle specification, optional equipment and production date. Please consult your local BMW Retailer for more information if required.
I wonder who'd want that?
I think I will bring my own tracks in which I have either collected or paid for already.
2 Now if the music is downloaded and copied into a common DRM FREE format to be played on any device or media player then that might add an incentive but it still seems to me like a lot of money to me. On the other hand it is not essential and more like an addon unless they stop their radio playing stuff until you purchase a package.