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Love to listen YouTube audio from your PC, but are worried about all the noize?

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vanarebane:
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NOTE: Not posted on any advertising purposes, only to mock the person who came up with this genius idea, and the genius people, who believe and buy this.

BrianHG:
 :scared: All those caps exceed the maximum allowed load value on the buss.  You'll one day blow microfuses or smaller switching regulators for powering the memory if the motherboard powers up with a sharp jolt of current.

It would cost the same or less and even be 10x better quality to just get an external optical connected DAC.

ataradov:

--- Quote from: BrianHG on April 09, 2018, 07:26:06 pm --- :scared: All those caps exceed the maximum allowed load value on the buss.

--- End quote ---
That is if they all are connected. My guess is that those bards are based on homeopathy, and mere presence of the capacitors provides necessary effect.

Stray Electron:
  I realize that the OP may not doesn't speak English as their native language but when I see words like "Noize" the poster's creditability instantly goes to zero.

   As for the audio card, it looks like somebody's idea of a April Fool's Day joke than a real product.

Brumby:
The thread is in the right place, which makes me think the OP understands the material well enough.


Plus this:

--- Quote from: vanarebane on April 09, 2018, 06:49:23 pm ---NOTE: Not posted on any advertising purposes, only to mock the person who came up with this genius idea, and the genius people, who believe and buy this.

--- End quote ---

The poster's credibility is not in question.

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