A few days ago I was served an ad on youtube whose buzzword salad was entertaining enough to not skip it. I was rewarded with this gobbledy-gook:
It appears Newton was more technologically advanced than we give him credit for. For context, the ad claimed that you could buy an AI cellphone charger than overrode you phone's operating system so you could load social media videos faster, among other things.
EDIT: Anyone know how to get inline images?
EDIT2: Made the image inline by putting the URL that appears at the bottom of the post in between the img tags. Is that how everyone does it?