Sedona Vortex Stone Therapeutic Vortex PEMF Tesla Healing Generator

[WattsThat]

Are there enough Woo words in the title for ya? Holy magnetic fields Batman!

Jeesh, a purely innocent eBay search, looking for a voltmeter to use with Scullcom milliohm meter, dumped me at this page:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/iTorus-2-Sedona-Vortex-Stone-Therapeutic-Vortex-PEMF-Tesla-Healing-Generator/153807624129

There are dozens of the very same units selling for between $399 and $2800. The very same units. I might consider $5 with free shipping for a tear-down. Look a little deeper and this kind of magic Woo crap is all over eBay. Who knew? Certainly not me. It turns out you can still buy Hulda Clark zappers just about anywhere. There’s one on Amazon that appears to be a bunch of magnets in a foam mat to purify your foods. It’s only $300. For those that don’t know of her:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulda_Regehr_Clark

I’m in the wrong business. The world really does have a large over supply of complete and utter idiots.

Anybody wanna buy a latest generation solar backup variable reluctance saturated high field strength counter PEMF generator and zapper? I’ll start on the prototype with your down payment of only $25 with final delivery in three days, finally payment due at time of shipment, $799 with free express shipping anywhere in the world. Due to heavy demand, additional orders may encounter a one to two week delay in shipping while I flee to a country without extradition treaties.

[daqq]

Damn, if only it had the word Quantum in the title I would have bought it. Sadly, I shall have to pass on this deal.

[WattsThat]

Thanks, that proves my theory that with the right marketing, one could sell a $hit sandwich.

[helius]

They will continue to put woo-woo "devices" on eBay because eBay has no policy against them, despite their onerous restrictions on many other things.
https://www.ebay.com/help/policies/prohibited-restricted-items/prohibited-restricted-items?id=4207

[rfclown]

At least for $399 the iTorus 2: Sedona Vortex Stone Therapeutic Vortex PEMF Tesla Healing Generator has blinking lights. If I pay that kind of money, I want blinking lights. When I Google "electromagnetic emf 5G",  the #1 hit gives me a $239.96 passive device: "Lifetune Room EMR Modulation Technology protects you from the harmful effects of electromagnetic radiation emitted by data-transmitting devices found in any home, office or vehicle." $239.96 and no blinking lights? I'll pay the extra $159.04 and at least get some blinking lights.

[Whales]

I'm sorry, I have to put pictures of the whole thing here.  It's really interesting writing and it won't be up forever, eBay pages are very transient.

https://web.archive.org/web/20210125015445/https://www.ebay.com/itm/iTorus-2-Sedona-Vortex-Stone-Therapeutic-Vortex-PEMF-Tesla-Healing-Generator/153807624129

[Whales]

Petition to forum admins: buy this product, upload the sound files to this site and have them playing in the background for viewers.

[Haenk]

Petition to forum admins: buy this product, upload the sound files to this site and have them playing in the background whenever people load the page.

What happens, if you play those sounds *backwards*?

Evil grin 

Someone should research this!

[helius]

The "iTorus" doesn't appear to be a speaker of any design I've seen, so I guess the "sounds" just magically emanate into the user.
Medical claims for specially crafted sounds aren't new, though. They go back decades, but one of the very popular iterations in the late 1990s was the "iDozer" which purported to have psychoactive effects caused by "binaural beats". These search terms will turn up a wonderful cornucopia of buzzwords and delusion. Enjoy.

[Terry Bites]

Pret a Manger already do.

[Terry Bites]

Pret a Manger already do.

[Whales]

The "iTorus" doesn't appear to be a speaker of any design I've seen, so I guess the "sounds" just magically emanate into the user.

I'm sure the windings on the Torus rattle a bit

Medical claims for specially crafted sounds aren't new, though. They go back decades, but one of the very popular iterations in the late 1990s was the "iDozer" which purported to have psychoactive effects caused by "binaural beats". These search terms will turn up a wonderful cornucopia of buzzwords and delusion. Enjoy.

Oh dear, don't go down that rabbit hole.  Think of the children!