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Zero distortion amplifier
Cerebus:
Is it just me, or does that "manufacturer's reply" have a passing similarity to the slightly better quality of marketing Chinglish?
BrianHG:
--- Quote from: Cerebus on April 19, 2018, 12:10:53 pm ---Is it just me, or does that "manufacturer's reply" have a passing similarity to the slightly better quality of marketing Chinglish?
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With one forgivable mistake, at the time, the manufacturer assumed that in outer space, there was an absolute 0 temperature. We know better today.
ebastler:
--- Quote from: Cerebus on April 19, 2018, 12:10:53 pm ---Is it just me, or does that "manufacturer's reply" have a passing similarity to the slightly better quality of marketing Chinglish?
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Does the manufacturer’s reply essentially say „There is enough noise to make the distortion unmeasurable“? ;-)
Electro Detective:
Re: Zero distortion amplifier:
An empty amplifier chassis, parked on wet grass or moist ground, on a cloudy day
Not sure what speaker cables will be compatible, an oxygen free variety perhaps
both must be equal length when stretched straight using a hired reference cable
I haven't quite worked out what the source interface will be, most likely the cheapest Audiophool thingie available secondhand,
still saving money for that, maybe I'll mortgage the trailer again...
;D
Harb:
You didn't read the fineprint on the other side of the box "Actual Zero distortion was measured during a blackout on a wind free day"
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