Yesterday someone parked a very big and heavy parcel in front of my office door.
W__H__A__T__T__H__E__F__R__O__G__?
I was taking the coffee with the new sweden girl hired as secretary for my floor, who, as first job task, simply had forgotten to inform me about the parcel on delivery. But, it's too nice and very young (24yo), so can be forgiven.
Anyway, it took me 45 minutes to unbox and get it started with 128 ARM cores and 96GByte of ram, not because the "CPU" is bigger than everything we have ever called "CPU" ... but -
look there - she stopped, waved her hand, standing on tiptoe, probably to ask me what the hell those bumps were on the ceramic of a CPU that didn't look like an ordinary CPU, and I think in response to her gesture my face responded like the Machintosh when it crashes, because precisely at that point she put her heels back on the ground, but her eyes look a little disappointed that we both had absolutely no idea -
it looks like a small aircraft carrier, with lots of protrusions on top - she decided with a smile -
that look just like many small planes parked and ready to take off! - in the whiteness of her very white teeth, reminded me of Shirley Manson wearing the "
I heart nerds" t-shirt.
(+1 to be forgiven when she makes a mistake!)
Anyway, ... it took me 45 minutes to unbox and get it started ... not because it is difficult to install the "aircraft carrier" on a dedicated ultra-high-density socket, not because it is difficult to apply thermal paste and install the liquid cooling system head, not because it is difficult to install the liquid coolant and take it for a test drive to check that there are no leaks, but why... the machine I use every day is a 2005 Apple MDD, with two G4 CPUs, 2GB of RAM, which in my small way looks like a spaceship.
So you understand... I find it quite shocking to go from 2 CPUs to 128 CPUs, and I find it even more shocking to go from 2GB to 96GB.
It's the new Ampera computer, this time @3Ghz. Unfortunately it's not mine. It's a R&D machine I have to support with a fresh Gentoo/Arm stage4.
I set aside 7000 euros because I wanted to buy a POWER9 with 32 cores, it's a lot of money, but it's still not enough to *import* two CPUs and a server-profiled motherboard from the USA, as you have to also buy ram, PSU, HDDs, a case, a video card, ... , but then I changed my mind, and I'm waiting for the day that something similar to that Ampera-monster but with 128core RISC-V comes out.
The problem? Well, well, well, ... extensions to make those cores speak in a competitive way, without penalizing themselves in useless waits.
I am waiting for this