I apologize for the click-baity title but, as you'll find out, it's for the greater good
Turns out, while trying to blindly mate (I's sounds kinda weird when you say it out loud) a USB-C plug with its socket and there's a USB-A port nearby, it's very much possible to insert the USB-C plug into the USB-A socket. Just enough for it to short the USB-A power to ground with its outer shielding... All that without using unreasonable force (© bigclivedotcom). Ask me how I found out...