It's punishing you for all that Janet Jackson music.
Cheeky bitch.
Joke: Janet Jackson is hurting their heads so they can't think properly and therefore slow down. I wonder what the heads will have to say about that, calling them cheeky for their high tolerance and choosing wisely not to make mistakes at the expense of speed.
Repeated this again (without moving, or touching any cables or drives)...
Erase under MHDD = Slow
Rebooted into Windows 7, ran format = Fast
Rebooted into MHDD = Fast
Have you noticed or tried taking note to see if the drive parameters have changed when it works fast and when it goes slow like the ones here:
I remembered about 7 years ago there was some DMicros video recorders that had an IDE interface and couldn't get many IDE drives new anymore. We tried different sata converters where it didn't pick them the drive up or it just hung on detecting the drive. I brought in a few and this Silicon Image controller (I found them very reliable) worked where it did detect the drive and loaded up but as soon as formatting them it would never finish.
Some brand new IDE Hitachi drives were found and still being made but the recorders wern't detecting them. I tested the drives and they were fine. I compared a used Western Digital 500GB that worked and the new Hitachi drives that weren't being detected and noticed a difference in "ATA version". I am not sure myself if that had something to do with it.