Oh, boy. This laptop is the gift that keeps on giving...
The seller replaced the 67Wh battery that was reaching end of life with a 'new' 97Wh one.
And in effect this battery did pass the diagnostic test, showing a manufacturing date of august 2023.
But here's what I found by checking its discharge profile:
Turn system on with battery at 100% at 23:15 on 23 november 2023
At the end of boot into win10, battery is at 95 % at 23:17 - remaining time 5h 5m
Not working at all, only writing this text file at the beginning.
Sceen brightness is low, 2nd bar from the bottomù.
Wifi is initially off (airplane mode)
Time %batt remaining time notes
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23:17 95% 5h 05m
23:23 93% 5h 15m
23:28 92% 5h 10m
23:31 91% 5h 06m
23:36 90% 4h 53m
23:38 89% 4h 59m
23:41 88% 4h 56m turn on wifi 23:41
23:43 87% 4h 54m open thorium
23:48 85% 2h 51m prolly extrapolation
23:53 83% 4h 05m
23:58 81% 3h 12m
00:04 79% 4h 12m
00:05 78% 3h 29m
00:13 75% 2h 39m close Thorium, open Edge
00:19 72% 1h 19m
00:21 72% 1h 38m close Edge
00:22 71% 3h 29m Edge better stay closed, it sucks battery big time
00:24 wi-fi disconnection (not my choice)
00:25 70% 3h 47m manually reconnecting to wi-fi
00:30 69% 3h 10m
00:32 68% 3h 22m open Thorium
00:38 65% 2h 02m
00:40 64% 1h 49m
00:44 62% 1h 23m playing yt video
00:45 7% 16m message "Battery is almost empty" (translated by me)

So, this supposedly 'new' battery only lasts 1h30m on very light load, and drops from 62% to 7% in less than a minute. It passed the diagnostics that the previous battery did not pass (and funnily enough, even being 67Wh and end-of-life, it lasted more...) and it has a manufacturing date of August 2023.
Makes me wonder I bought this laptop from a wizard.
How did he manage to have a battery that behaves this way?